05/09 edm-house
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Last time the new kittah, Robbie was attacked by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
6800 miles 24 days 
Got to Edmonton late on the 9th, slept most of the 10th, then waited for my travel agent to get me something on the 11th, and thenn the 3rd day here, Im finally gettin out 
House being delivered, just glad Im not behind it
Not much out here
Seeding season
Tofield, Ab is known for its flocks of Snow Geese every spring
Im movin over, see an oversized load comin at me 
Sheerness generatin station, conveyor belt of coal goes under the highway to the power plant
This trk like others, have been covered in snow and ice...bad weather ahead for me 
An hour later 
10 mins later 
Plow truck gonna yank him out of the snowbank
Awww Ford Focus awww, no ground clearance, got highsided when we all pulled into the hammerlane to pass slow traffic, he pulled over too into the snow that had no tracks thru it and couldnt handle it 
An hr later, its gettin a lil bettar
Moar carnage
He did very well to keep things upright and straight
Not so much for this fucking guy 
Made a pitstop here
Theres this broad who likes to wear rollerskates while shes gettin it, and her shitty mailman husband wont do it, so hay, Im a helpful kinda guy 
www.infowars.com 
Woman trucker beside me had two boxers
East of Nipigon, On...Ive only gone thru Ont eastbound like 5x in 10yrs...its ALWAYS westbound, so its like a new trip
Showered up and rollin 
I got this guy on my ass, he wont pass...
Awww he tried to pass on a blind corner, and there was oncomin, got and now is hangin way back
He finally went around me 
Some blackbears
An hr later, he’s all too skurred of moosah to drive at anywhere near the speed limit, so I went around him 
Service truck parked at teh truckstop caught fire, big excitement for a sleepytown
Summer, gotta deal with all these cyclist douchebags 
There was a HOT hitchhiker gurl with a cardboard sign axing for a ride...but its always a trap....and sure enough, her bf was sitting at the building...I havent seen a single gurl hitcher forever 
Goin down into North Bay, On...theres a new truck runaway ramp system click the demo video to watch the test 
2 trucks over, he’s locked himself out...he’s popping out the peekaboo window to get in 
Friday nite of the long weekend, and all the douchebags excaping Ottawa, On...it was 5 miles long
Dropped load in Montreal, sleep for 8hrs and back to Wpg...currently west of Ottawa
Mid-May and 35F 
Back in Kapuskasing, they got the burnt out truck parked at teh Kenworth dealer
Here comes the snow 
Shuttin er down for the nite in Hearst
Up and rollin early....
Stopped for my toasted/buttered cinnyraisin bagel and apple fritter and double chocolate donut, and the jb behind the counter was showing ACRES of cleavage 
Best vaccuum I know of, Nipigon, On...tremendous suction
That’s much bettar
My radar is detecting something 
Milf in yoga pants 
Trucker stoppin to check the tires 
Ya, he couldnt pull into the truckstop from where Im taking the pic of him peeing, lol
Another $5 pr of sandals down for the count 
Blew out the sidewalls
Another blackbear I missed
Another hr to Wpg
After the 3 days of nothing in Edmonton, just did 3800 miles in 5 days...
...doin a 36hr logbook reset in Wpg and need to get greasejob and safety done on the truck, but cant get one today due to the Holiday today, they dont has a qualified mechanic on the schedule, double time and all...
Clouds
Got the truck work done today, except for the AC repair...
...clubhouse and fries from the cafeteria 
After Mon + Tues in Wpg, its Wed morning and an empty logbook and rollin 
Yorkton, Sk...Another house delivery, I just avoided being stuck behind 
Clouds
Off to deliver to 4 Walmarts across the praries...out in rural Alberta, stuck behind a tractor and seeder 
Not anymoar 
So Im on my way to the last drop in Stoon, Ive got an idear on where it is based on the address Ive been given, driven past it for yrs....but as Im closing in on it, I see a NEW Walmart, and using my brilliance, pull into it cuz my spidey senses tell me this is where I gotta be...Its awesome driving a 70' vehicle and being given the wrong address, especially when my company has delivered at least 2 deliveries every day for the past couple yrs at this present location, and yet the powers that be cant fucking update the address in the computer as to give the drivers the correct address 
U/l'd and gettin out of here to goto sleep
Midnite in Saskatoon, buncha kids in riced out hondas had halogen work lights set up and takin pics of themselves skateboard jumpin in the Home Depot parking lot 
Wake in the am and then the sitting begins again...
To which they reply
Gimme a trailer so I can move???
Got out a couple hrs later, just a quick 350 miles to Edmonton...next am let 'em know all I need is a load to Vcr then I can start my days off early or ???
Go kill some time, got some groceries, then checkout the milfs and any tools I need to get at HD
Got a load....to Stoon again 
Upstaging trucks, they do concert tours and shit...there were a dozen of them...forgot to check the paper to see what tour was in town...
Lunch for the past two days 
53hr wait in Stoon over 
, just after midnite, Im finally fucking rolling
Showered up in Edm and on the backstretch
Jasper Natl Park
Terror, I mean tourists stopping for the Elk
Stuck behind an out of province RV...they go soooooo slow
Gettin pulled in the chickenhouse
Both directions has to alternate to use the same scale plate...ties up traffic something fierce
People come flyin around the corner, see the back up of trucks and try not to rear end them... ...ya, there have been accidents/deaths...but govt still thinks its a good spot for a scale 
Awww black bear awww
Hope scale locked up, hammer down
Droppin the trl in our Langley yard
Its a tight yard, and seeing this broken light on the parked trl me...did I hit it???
No broked plastic on the ground, wasnt me...
And NO scrapes on my trl where it wouldve hit, had I hit it 
Gas up the Jeep and put some air in the tires for the 6hr drive
Aboot an hr from the house...site of the 70 mile house fire...douchebag was tending to his burn pile...and surprise surprise, it got away from him...ended up being 1600 acres and full evacuation of the town...ended up only burning down 3 houses though...
Up the hill with the doggahs....thats a Moosah rub on the pinetree
Moosah poop
Tree owns granite 
Walkin back to the Jeep
Violets
Member this car from last month??
Went back to the abandoned car to get the VIN now that the snow is gone
Goin back down the hill
Awww doggah loves car rides awww 
Another day, moar exploring
Deer 
Goin up a new route
Pwetty fwowers
Back at the house, the creek is goin down to normal
Hook the pump up for the garden and yards for the summer
Remember Ronnie’s cows??
They are tasty 
I did the coat in sea salt for 30 mins, then grill
I mow the lawns barefoot, now Im stained
Neighbors called saying there was a forest fire in town, so grabbed the marshmallows and went for a drive to see where it was 
Gettin closer
RCMP has the road closed, turned me around, the fire is up to the road...the powerlines are one the road too...bettar not lose power, its hockey playoffs
Not too much to worry aboot, I live in the red scribble, the green is the main road, and they yellow is where the fire is, so its ~20 miles away, and though the road out to civilization IS closed, the blue roads are backroads that will allow excape if the fire got worse...thought the #1 blue road is right in the path of the fire...
Time to read cry my eyes out and want to go on a killing rampage and drive a knife thru my heart magazine
Whats wrong with the world is that this kid wont get laid. His dick should be covered in sores from getting so much...So I hope all the dumbwhores that get dateraped by their douchebag ‘cool’ dates continue making wise choices in life and enjoy the cunt cancer they get.
Walkin the doggahs up the 21 rd....thats a ski hill Mt Timothy
Dunno what this is doin up here...logging has been closed for months (no ones building houses, and spring thaw puts weight limits on the dirt roads, so they dont bother hauling halfloads)
Walk over
Down the mountain
Yellow arrow is my place, 1 mile downstream from the lake
The lake in question
Fix the miata belt squeal and general fluid checks for the rest of my fleet
Failed screen door expirement, with this one the cats and dogs can let themselves in/out...but too many mosquitoes get thru 
Went up the property to get the kayak out of storage 
The goat womans’ horse excaped and is a couple miles from home
Didnt bring my fishin rods cuz I forgot to get a license when I was in town
Only paddled around for 90 mins...buttertart to celebrate 
The aftermath of the forest fire
Couple firefighters with hoses puttin out the hotspots
Outhouses set up for the firefighters...this guys place was saved cuz his crazy old coot neighbor fired up his lil dozer, drove it down the road and thru the RCMP roadblock, cop told him he couldnt pass, he told the cop he should get out of the way as he didnt think he could stop it...
...he pushed a bunch of trees down in a semi circle around the house
They didnt want my help this year
Portable watertank bags full of fireretardant, with small gas powered pumps to flow to the hoses the firecrews were using
Oh....remember the 1600 acre fire I drove thru in 70 mile house on the way here??? Its 30 miles away, hence the town here is called 100 mile house....so anyways, the douchebag that caused THAT fire by hasing his backyard burning get out of control.....HIS FUCKING BROTHER started this fire....
fucking moran set a burnpile in his backyard ablaze and then......went fishing....
the newspaper isnt naming him just yet, but the local furniture store knows aboot it as the people's neighbors were in the store buying new furniture thru their insurance company. I was in there to get warranty parts for the LaZboy couch, and the old bittie was all a twitter when she rubbed my beard, so I gave her the eyebrow and axed if she had something furry I could rub, fair is fair....paramedics were quick to resusitate her
Reported the abandoned vehicle to the mounties
Coming back from town
Had to go in and get a physical for my truckdriving license...what a joke, HOT young Dr gurl...
...you know yer old when the Dr’s are younger than you...she goes thru teh checklist asking if I have any vision, hearing, psychiatric, muscular, diabetic, drug issues......um, of course not...Im clearly not mentally or out of shape, at all...I ace the eye test and then she finally gets around to touching me for the blood pressure test, ace that and now Im gettin ready for the cough test 
and she signs the ppwrk and sees me off......what a ripoff
Start of June, nothing happenin in the garden yet 
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