Monday, January 31, 2011

1/11 Cgy-Vcr


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Last time winter finally kicked in and started taking it’s toll SmiliesFTW.com



26 days 10500 miles...avalanches disrespectin me SmiliesFTW.com.







After having New Years Day off in Cgy, off to the Okanogan...4wd is awesome for winter SmiliesFTW.com.





Awww puppahs goin for a walk awww.





Climbing Kootenay Pass....BC>*.





Brake check at the summit, the brake check is sooo important they let all these backcountry skiers use it as a parking lot SmiliesFTW.com.





Flyin down the other side, awww broken bimmer awww.





Takin pics of the SmiliesFTW.com.





These loads are sorta retarded....HAVE to pick the load up at a specific time and HAVE to deliver to the stores at specific times...thing is that the times don’t work with each other....so here I am parking 1hr away from my 1st delivery at 4pm to sleep so I can wake up at midnite and then deliver, cuz if I got to the first store in 1hr, they wouldn’t take it.





I delivered to the 3 stores and now goin back to Cgy empty...this idiot lost control goin uphill SmiliesFTW.com,but remember, 4wd is awesome for winter.





Goin thru Saskatchewan...there has been incidents of vehicles rear ending snowplows, so now there are pilot cars behind them with SUPER bright lighting to protect them SmiliesFTW.com.





Big truck went off the road SmiliesFTW.com.





Wrecker yanked him out.





This guy goin the other direction drove off the road, too.





4wd is awesome for winter SmiliesFTW.com.





4wd is awesome for winter.





Tiring on the eyes and makes you slide sideways.







Sweet fucking truck fueling up SmiliesFTW.com.





Always a problem getting annual permits for the trucks, they get sent to HQ, but I’m nevar there, so they try to send them to where yer gonna be, it just nevar works. This time I actually made it to HQ and guess what, the needed permits weren’t there SmiliesFTW.com.





So I just informed the person I’m sposed to inform when there is an issue and asked what their solution to this issue was, and get this for an answer SmiliesFTW.com.





So I try again to ask the obvious question.





I’m on my way to Cgy, maybe they’ll have some, buts let’s not hold our breath.





...and exhale SmiliesFTW.com.





4wd is awesome for winter SmiliesFTW.com.





Back in Cgy, just gonna hang here for a minute....





Moving a house down the road...SmiliesFTW.com





4wd is awesome for winter.





After delivering in Trail, BC I want to make this left to leave Castlegar, BC, but I can see a tanker stuck on the hill and the driver throwing his chains on...it’s smarter for me to wait here on the flat road blocking the left turning lane versus goin up the hill and then being blocked by him and THEN having to get started on the slippery hill and be in his way if he needs to roll backwards a bit, and it’s not like anyone else that wants to turn left is gonna get by him anyways....but the faggot in the white car didn’t like waiting behind me so went around my left side and up the hill, and guess what?? He can’t get by the tanker and now HE is spinning his wheels too and is stuck...SmiliesFTW.com





Five minutes later, faggot in the white car back all the way down the hill, but now this guy in the TRUCK DRIVER TRAINING SmiliesFTW.com truck had to go around me too, and is now stuck SmiliesFTW.com...loader is widening the road for others to get by the tanker...he tried a pair of chains, all it did was spin...so he’s throwing another pair on, he should be rolling within 10mins...





Another blind, impatient faggot...





The faggotry continues...he’s making an illegal left turn there...and yeah, he got stuck and had to back down the the hill....





A city vehicle has shown up to block anyone from trying to go up the hill SmiliesFTW.com...





After waiting at the bottom for 15mins, tanker is making slow climb up the hill.





I waited til he made it off the ramp and onto the highway, then gunned my way up the hill and past him.





Wtf time is that 4:2pi? SmiliesFTW.com





Delivered the rest of my Okanogan stores but had to stop here in Merritt, BC as the road to Vcr is closed cuz of accidents.





Walkin over to the Walmart next door for supplies, Meat Wagon in the parking lot SmiliesFTW.com...





Half dozen employees hand spreading salt in the parking lot and sidewalk SmiliesFTW.com...some geezer slipped and fell...hence the Meat Wagon.





The new jugs to hold the bags of milk now come with cutters to slice the bags SmiliesFTW.com.





And walking back to the truckstop....they were doing “ be careful walking in the parking lot” announcements every 5 mins over the intercom in the Walmart, SmiliesFTW.com.





After a 24hr delay in Merritt waiting for open road, rollin into the lower mainland...





Goin back to Cgy...was watching a helicopter do some work on the telecom towers up on the ridge, never noticed the towers up there before SmiliesFTW.com.





Wrecker towing a twisted up trailer down the hill.





There are 3 lanes here...$100 says it’s a SmiliesFTW.com that doesn’t know how to stay in his lane.





$100 please...and I had to back out of passing him once cuz he was drifting into me SmiliesFTW.com.





2 wreckers righting a semi....CN is the same company that had the road closed in my last post with the video of the CB Chatter....they're a menace out here SmiliesFTW.com.





I’m trying to deliver a Starbucks shipment to the warehouse, but the address on the ppwrk and booking doesn’t make any sense SmiliesFTW.com, its a residential area....bottom of picture....simple google query learned me that Unisource is their supply chain partner and the switching of the street and avenue is the issue, Unisource is up by the airport.





Letting them know to change the addy in the computer so we actually can find the place.







Can see his skidmarks, hit the brakes to make the left turn and just kept a goin SmiliesFTW.com...now reversing...





Awww Banff awww.





Member I said something aboot CN...this guy decided crashing wasn’t enough, had to make sure that it went up in flames too SmiliesFTW.com.





Beautiful BC.





SmiliesFTW.com....My FAST card (a border crossing card for truckers) expired.





Took them 9mos to notice my FAST card was expired.










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SmiliesFTW.com...the yellow sign says MERGE, with a YIELD sign right below it...SmiliesFTW.com





This little 5W spotlight is awesome, ac/dc charger, very small and very bright SmiliesFTW.com.



4wd is awesome for winter SmiliesFTW.com.





4wd is awesome for winter.





Is that SmiliesFTW.com?





Yep, a tanker truck in the ditch, completely backwards.





4wd is awesome for winter.





The only grocery store in Canada with truck parking...got some cheesecake and ribs SmiliesFTW.com.





Woke up covered in snow.





Stopped for fuel and my reefer is spewing oil....SmiliesFTW.com





But the oil level was fine SmiliesFTW.com...shop had me run it for an hour and re-check...level hadn’t changed so they let me continue and it was fine for the next 4hrs til I got to the Vcr yard.





Carnage SmiliesFTW.com.





To the right of my A-pillar you can see the truck frame and exhaust, but the entire cab and sleeper are torn off.





Motor mounts held.





Truck went off the road here, wrecker is guarding the load.





Brake check is in shitty shape.





15 mins down the mountain, no moar winter.





Lotsa melt leading to lotsa road washouts.





Weird to have the road so empty...but at that overpass ahead, oncoming traffic is detoured to that overpass and around the washouts.





Truck drove off the road on this treacherous straight stretch into the ditch SmiliesFTW.com.








Dropped the trl in the yard and grabbed a new one to head back to Calgary, ran into a traffic backup and this wise guy tried taking the frontage road to get around it, except the frontage road just dead ends at a farm SmiliesFTW.com.





The greyhound behind me stuck himself into the other lane to stop the creepers from passing everyone in the single file for the merge point SmiliesFTW.com.





The traffic control truck is broked down, getting towed SmiliesFTW.com.





Time to get the shiney side back up.







Detour for the washout.





Out of hours, my spot for the night SmiliesFTW.com.





Got up @ 1am, drove 4hrs to here, road ahead is closed cuz of avalanches, so steak burrito for breakfast SmiliesFTW.com.





Proper fucked as far as road closures are considered SmiliesFTW.com, hwy 1 has several avalanches to deal with, and the detour (hwy 5) is travel not advised due to freezing rain, travel advisory to me means ROAD CLOSED.





I’m in the red rectangle, and the red road is what is closed.





If the closest part of closed were to open, I could detour thru the yellow.





As the hours wore on, the yellow road also had avalanches and closed as well SmiliesFTW.com.





Idiot at HQ sends out a closure/detour notice....umm, the road is closed BEFORE you get to the detour SmiliesFTW.com.





Bored, so started looking at the free cars for sale paper...thinking aboot a Ford Expedition or similar, the Cherokee isn’t really big enough for the new doggahs.





Theres a couple hundred of these around here, they're way too small...





Might be the right size, just not a fan of the drivetrain.





Too long.





Deceptively tiny cargo area.





LOVE the price variances, Id be buyin in Tejas and driving back anyways, prices here are stupid high SmiliesFTW.com.







Do want SmiliesFTW.com.





Hadn’t considered...SmiliesFTW.com





Started reading the free real estate flyers and was SmiliesFTW.com at the glamour pics the realtor broads take of themselves, but this one is actually cute SmiliesFTW.com...but I has a feeling this is her best pic/angle.





Yep SmiliesFTW.com.








I fucking love these triple berry (rhubarb, ?,?) bars....I eat too many of them SmiliesFTW.com.





Elle Fanning is keeping her looks SmiliesFTW.com.





After 48hrs in the truckstop, got permission to go the route that is 5hrs longer and its no longer freezing rain anymoar, so off I go.





Motorcycle trade show in Vcr, all the manufacturers exhibits getting routed this way too.





Couple trucks hit head on and shut the road down while they cleaned up the mess, I know 1 died, think the other dieded too, not sure though SmiliesFTW.com.







The other.





Its a National Park, speed limit is 55mph, lotsa spots for 45 and 35...NOBODY slows down, the spots that are slower are INFESTED with animals, hence the speed reduction....some fuck plowed thru a pack of sheep on the road and killed 4 of them SmiliesFTW.com.





My door lock was frozed closed so I couldn’t latch the door to sleep, so used tarp straps to keep it closed while I slept and waited for the shop to open in the am for them to fix it SmiliesFTW.com.





Moving the cattle from one pasture to the other across the road.





Good winter driving conditions.





Early am, up and over Bonanza Pass.





We have to blindside back into this dock at Westbank, BC Walmart....someone didn’t know what they were doin and backed the trailer into the wall...I was afraid to ask, but sure enough it was a SmiliesFTW.com that did it.





Some fires leaving smoke over Merritt, BC.





Cops at the freeway exit handing out seatbelt tickets SmiliesFTW.com.





This intersection is a pain in the ass...2 separate sets of RR tracks, 3 in total, so you cant get to the mouth of the intersection or your trailer hangs over the tracks, so they have 2 sets of lights, so I stop on red here, then all the cars go around me, THROUGH THE REDLIGHT across the tracks to the next red light.





There’s a cop hiding in the shadows there catching ppl doing that SmiliesFTW.com, which obviously theyre not sposed to do, its a fucking redlight.





Better pic.





It had been very snowy for the last couple hrs, I couldn’t see the taillights of the truck in front of me, so I was concerned aboot the guy behind me not seeing my taillights, so when I had enough of a lead on him, found a spot to pullover to clear the taillights...when I clutched in to downshift, I lost my clutch SmiliesFTW.com...as in the pedal seized and there was no pressure one could apply to it for it to move...similar thing happened in OKC last yr, so it seemed like the air assist on the clutch packed it in...was able to start it in gear, and rev it up, but there’s no connection between the motor and transmission, so Im fucked SmiliesFTW.com.





No cell service here...and my satellite isn’t working either, Im shaded by the mountains.





A is where the town is, red dot is where I am....guess I’m walking a mile to town to find a phone SmiliesFTW.com.





The woman that worked at the Post Office asked me what I was doin walking around, and let me use the Post Office phone SmiliesFTW.com.





Walking back to the truck, my tracks covered by new snow.





Never seen a bug as a pilot car before, though sorta makes sense, TDI and all...though he did get stuck there for 10 mins SmiliesFTW.com.





The wrecker is finally here...the towing company also sent a tractor to take my trailer as BC doesn’t allow the tow truck to tow truck and trailer....the tractor was here aboot an hour before the wrecker itself...





Wrecker driver put an empty coffee can on the exhaust...I’ve nevar seen that done before SmiliesFTW.com.





Got towed back to Kamloops, 3hr trip, driver dropped me off right in front of my hotel...I was thinking it was gonna take ~4days to get fixed and I’m only 3hrs away from my house, so was figuring on just goin there to sit and wait vs the hotel, though I was excited aboot there being a White Spot across the street, hadn’t eaten there for years SmiliesFTW.com...but they had a truck in Vcr for me and a driver picked me up and took me to Vcr...he was interesting, dude from Yugoslavia came over with nothing, ended up sponsored 1hr away from where I currently live and currently lives where I grew up, wife, 2 kids, house and 2 cars...bootstraps, son.





When I got to Vcr I moved into a different truck and took off for Cgy...Silly SmiliesFTW.com got high sided trying to pull into this parking lot...wrecker is off to the left pulling him out.





As I was getting in position to get a good pic of the festivities, I noticed some movement, there’s half dozen deer lying down in the dark.





Ironing, the sign says to secure your load....and there is something that fell out of someone’s truck RIGHT in front of it SmiliesFTW.com.





Goin over the connector, a couple of Great Pyr’s SmiliesFTW.com guarding the flock of sheep.





They're piledriving these pines into the river bank to shore it up so they rebuild it up.





Those that know me, and that number would be divisible by zero, know that I like routine, and like what I like and not new things...but for whatever raisin, I decided to mix it up and not just get the pepperoni pizza that Ive been getting from the same pizzeria for 30+ yrs and tried a meat lovers that I added pineapple to and a BBQ chicken pizza....the meat lovers didn’t work for me, but the BBQ chicken is fucking awesome SmiliesFTW.com...eatin the leftovers on my trip to Seattle.





Delivering the Boeing load.





Big avalanche year, this spot had avalanches come from each side of the valley.







USA vitamin water and Canadian vitamin water...2 for $4 in Canada, 2 for $2.22 in USA, and the uhmerican bottle is biodegradable or something.





Get a warning aboot the road being closed, so call the road reports to find if a detour works...





And find out that Hwy 5 isnt closed, Hwy 5a is closed, which technically IS between the cities in the msg, but only a retard would be taking that route, its slower speeds, longer distance, narrower road, etc...so let the retard at HQ that sent the msg know that he is wrong to have sent it.







English motherfucker! Do you speak it?





The problem with being reliable, professional and sexy is that you’re always being called on to be the hero, but I’ve got big shoulders SmiliesFTW.com.







Slaughterhouse was late with ppwrk, sat for 5hrs waiting for it SmiliesFTW.com.





I’ve seen this gurl 3x in the last 2 mos I’ve been in Cgy, hottest gurl trucker in a loooong time SmiliesFTW.com...11 for a trucker, 8 for general population.





Canadian army breaking out the shovels to clean up the avalanche gun placements.





Biggest avalanches in 25+yrs, can tell by the size of the trees...they don’t grow too fast at these elevations.








The guy that built this place built it directly in the path of avalanches and rockslides SmiliesFTW.com.





Idiot found a way to flip their car on a straightaway SmiliesFTW.com.





I got to the yard, trying to open the trunk, I bent the key and fucking panic went thru me SmiliesFTW.com, as the battery is in the trunk and I need to get in the trunk to get the car started as I has a battery disconnect...I gingerly got it out of the lock, gently turned it to unlock, then with pliers gently straightened the key enough to get into the ignition and drove the 5 miles to Home Depot to get new keys cut before the key broke completely.





On the drive to the house, I realized I forgot my camera bag....which has the spare battery and charger...SmiliesFTW.com





Pets and their owners...is her jacket made from her former doggahs?





Fucking chip truck (what’s that?) tsss, sawdust truck, not Lay's rolled off the road on a straightaway...SmiliesFTW.com





Coming back from the vet with the 2 fluffballs SmiliesFTW.com.







They’re happy to be out of the jeep...just went to the vet to weigh them and get them used to car rides and goin to the vet...they put on 20# each in the 3mos since adoption.





Observe and Report, great fucking movie SmiliesFTW.com.





Stop Loss was worth the $2...Abbie Cornish is way cute SmiliesFTW.com.






Robbie has gotten way fat.





Baxter and Webster in the basement.







And the doggahs upstairs.





In the backyard, haven’t gotten the normal snow yet this year.





Daisy is still on leash as she is stubborn.





Delilah is trustworthy though, so she gets her freedom.





That rock should be buried in snow by this time of year.





Playtime.





In the winter, this part of the driveway is a PITA...everyone that comes to visit, especially women, get stuck SmiliesFTW.com...they get across the bridge and start the climb, then try to turn right (left from this vantage) to get up to the garage and lose all tracshun....all her sisters and friends that show up lose it...they all get told to park on the other side of the bridge and walk, and we’ll drive their vehicles up, but they get all uptight and try it themselves and fail.





Evening Grosbeaks have shown up, they migrate thru every yr at this time.







Maggie loves Elvis SmiliesFTW.com.







7yr old Mac N Cheese....SmiliesFTW.com





Greenhouse goin thru its 1st winter.





It’s January so that means the septic line is frozen SmiliesFTW.com, so snowblowing a path to the cleanouts for the guy with the steamer to thaw out the lines....fucking snowblower is spewing oil...SmiliesFTW.com





Where the roof used to be over the basement door, had to take it down to build the new retaining wall, will put a new one up in the summer.





This path is gonna have to be good enough, snowblower is fucked, either the rings are gone or the carb is plugged cuz really watery oil is spewing out as its running...too cold to take it apart and fix it.





Snow came off the roof while I was on the road and took out the satellite dish (yellow) when the guy installed it couple yrs ago I axed him if that would be a problem and should I set up a snow break above it, he said it’d be fine...so when they came out to fix it, they put it in a new spot that should escape the avalanche next time SmiliesFTW.com.





My electrical usage has doubled in the last 10yrs SmiliesFTW.com, but it’s still only $35/month SmiliesFTW.com.





Its fucking cold outside....my boogers are frozed...how cold?





THIS cold SmiliesFTW.com.





The top shelf in the closet has been droopy for the 12yrs I’ve owned the place, the weight finally collapsed the closet rod and sent it all to the ground SmiliesFTW.com.





The ironing is that I has plans to reno the closet to make it 4 rods and a center shelf unit, I just didn’t get to it SmiliesFTW.com...its still in the plans and I still has the drawings AND sheet goods for what I want to do and itll cover the hole in the drywall so I’m not concerned aboot the hole right now and just slapped it back together until I actually get to the building of the new closet system.





In the truck my cell charger dangled down to the floor which was wet and it shorted/corroded out...





I’m cheap and tried to scrape it clean and soak it in electrical contact cleaner....no workie SmiliesFTW.com.





Its January and -30 outside, and getting a bag of fur like this off the doggahs every other week SmiliesFTW.com.





Walked over to the neighbors for Sunday coffee, got my sexy AO’s on SmiliesFTW.com.





I’ve got no idea how to weave these next 2 pics in, saw them on the internets and just want to share them SmiliesFTW.com.





4 Comments:

AeroSquid said...

fucking awesome as always. what is this i've been hearing about 4X4 being good for winter? going to have to get me one of those for next winter!

EC said...

Mmmm Banff, awesome place to go through.

Chris said...

near perfect blog as always but where's the nekkid fotos? tss tss

Anonymous said...

Hey - I am certainly happy to find this. great job!